piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via hate)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via cumfort)

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(via shouldnt)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via sniffing)

fileformat:

how are these people not dead
dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun
pizza:

wassup guys its princess-amz and i have kidnapped jess’ blog and will only give it back if you all follow me (my blog is better anyways) xoxoxoxo 
elusiion:

This kid from my old school just posted this picture of him before prom lord help this boy