ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via phobias)

hotboysofficial:

jesus is watching

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree, via fake-mermaid)

surprisebitch:

when your parents force you to go somewhere with them and when you arrive there, they start asking you questions like “are you okay?” “what’s wrong?” and tell you ridiculous things like “can you at least smile or not look bored” “can you try to enjoy?” “stop sulking and talk”

me:

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(Source: surprisebitch, via moistbottom)

peanutbuttergifs:

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This is my type of club penguin

peanutbuttergifs:

Me at school

sandslashing:

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because i own it

(Source: im-moving-yo, via hate)

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

(via myusernameisclassy)

robbybenedict:

THIS IS AN ADVERT ON THE YOUTUBE MAIN PAGE

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AND I COMPLETELY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG

(via myusernameisclassy)

90scartoons:

Proof that mom and dad on cow and chicken had no upper body